Ano Ito?

6 12 2007

Mga salitang kakaiba… naririnig ko sa opisina at sa kalye… nagagaya ko na nga yung iba e… nakakatuwa lang… kabilang ba ‘to sa tinatawag na “Gay lingo”?

  • Churvabells – tawag sa mga taong pinag uusapan… para hindi nila malaman na sila pala yun… pwede din ipalit sa pangalan ng company na pinagtatrabahuhan mo… para di ka mabigyan ng 3 days na leave! hahaha… word from Jaclyn 🙂
  • Che – short daw for “LECHE”. Madalas magamit pag may umookray.
  • Okray – panlalait nga ba to?
  • Tsikadora – matsismis na tao.
  • Tsismax – kumakalat na usap usapan.
  • Astig – nice one…
  • Charing – joke lang daw
  • Churvahan – madami daw to meaning e… pag tungkol sa gawain o gagawin ito daw ginagamit pag di na mahagilap yung correct word…
  • Churva – same as churvahan… madami din meaning… ginagamit naman daw to na parang word na “ano” or ginagamit sa word na hindi din mahagilap.
  • Rampa – lakad lang naman daw… bakit rampa pa? model ba?
  • Ever – As in best agent “EVER”.
  • Broke – sbi ni madam sabihin daw sa kustomer na walang pera “I understand that your Broke!“.
  • Courtesy – hehehe… kung baga sa cd pirated, parang donation lang… “Ganda ng damit mo a… Courtesy of what?
  • Freezed – past tense for freeze? Kelan pa?
  • Chipangga – long for Cheap. word of ate AJ…

Nakakatuwa sa work station… ang gulo gulo… and ingay ng team namin…

Sana lang di kami ma-“PD” dahil sa kaingayan… Team Rocker!!!

Beware CSRs!!!

5 12 2007

OMG!!! What if makasagupa ko si Inday sa work?? Wag naman sana… ganito yung mga Customer na mahirap patahimikin e… hahaha naka experience na kaya ko ng ganitong klase… Sige… book agad ng technician!!!

Customer Service Representative

Ipinaalam ni Inday sa kanyang amo na nawalan ng connection ang DSL nila kaya’t sinabihan sya na tawagan nya ang support line para mapaayos ito…

indheadshot.gifCSR: Hi good evening, this is Michelle speaking how may I help you?

Inday: Yes, I would like to report that we are getting little to non-existent speed on our DSL connection. Can you help me mend it?

Michelle: Can I ask for your telephone number ma’am?

Inday: I just keyed in our number before I was connected to you, don’t you have any record of that?

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Survey galing sa isang baliw… (galing kay Ardee to!)

24 10 2007

1. Pinakagusto mong tawag sayo?
~baby? joke… xempre John Bailor, JB, Bill, Jabeh, John, Johnny… dami no?
2 . Latest addiction
~Chat… yun trabaho ko e… ehehe

3 . Pinakagusto mong gawin?
~Magpahinga buong araw… matulog, kumain… magtampisaw sa ilog… wahahaha

4.Ano ang mga leisure plans mo within
this year?
~pumunta sa beach… particularly, palawan, bora or puerto princesa/gallera… add up adventure

5. Meron ka bang crush ngayon?
~madami… bakit mo natanong?

6. Food na gusto mo kainin ngayon?
~hmmm…. strawberry cake…

7.Kalokohang ginawa nung high school?
~sorry ha… matino ako nung high school e… hehehe

8. Last Song Syndrome?
~Someday… ni nina?

9 . Unforgettable teacher(s)/ prof?
~madami eh, Si onak nlng

10. Fave street food?
~day old, balut…

11 fave childhood game?
~tumbang preso???

12 . Natatandaan mo pa panaginip mo
~oo… yung old classmate ko nung college…

13 . Natatandaan mo pa pangalan ng
pinakauna nyong family pet?
~si TALA lng naaalala ko e… dead n yun…

..14 is missing?…

15. Kung magiging cast ka ng isang tv
show/teleserye /anime, ano un?
~Johnny bravo… hahaha.. kaso may pagka bobitz yun e… ehem… wag na magkoment yung iba jan…

16. kpg bngyn ka ng pera anong bgy
bblin mo?
~Bahay at lupa!!!

17 .Pinakagustong movie mo na kung san
kasama ang pinakagusto mong artista?
~Sobrang dami… most recent is “little children”

18. Laging paalala ng magulang na lagi
mo namang hnde sinusunod?
~Kumain ng breakfast

19.Anong masasabi mo sa huling movie
na napanood mo?
~Amazing story… nakakainis yung kontra bida…

20. Kung may isang bagay kang sasabihin
sa sarili mo, ano un?
~Magtrabaho k mabuti… para yumaman ka…

21. Ano nman isasagot moh sa sriLi mo?
~okay… I will…

22. Have you had your birthday yet?
~next year pa… February 7

23. Are you the same person as you were
at the beginning of 2007?
~feeling ko hndi na…

24 . Are you still in the same job?
~no… new job na to…

25. Is your favourite color still ur
fave up to now?
~yes.. may nadagdag p nga e…

26. Have you got the same style/colour
hair ?
~color, yes… hairstyle, changes by mood… hehehehe

27 . Have you been involved with the
police this year?
~not at all

28. All time drinking place for 2007?
~khit san…

29 . Is your best friend still your
~wala ako matawag na best friend e… I’m searching for one… Gusto mo?

30 . Got any tattoos or piercings this
~wala… gusto ko sana piercing sa eyebrow…

31. Had a hair cut?
~last month pa…

32 . Lost someone you cared about this
~yes… yes… yes… few days pa lng nakakalipas… 😦

33 .Been on a holiday this year?

34. Been in love this year?
~Yes, yes, yes…

Nagpapalibre si Inday sa Among Nagbirthday

21 10 2007

Whoooaaa…. Inday… Kahit sino magno-nosebleed dito sayo… 

Inday: At last, thy day has cometh, fair ruler and damsel of this luxurious abode… It is with immense admiration and pleasure that I bequeath upon thee my birthday compliments… But where, oh where, would thy banquet take place, my dear queen? Surely, thou shall engage in merriment. For each year in bounty, our empress must bestow upon her mere chambermaids a fraction of the bounty and graces she hath received… Would thy be kind enough to let us partake in our royal majesty’s ball? The mead and ale to complement the honeysuckled roast loin and courtyard jesters are earthly temporalities we’re looking forward to. Unquestionably we’d be most charmed and delighted…

Amo: (Lumabas ang dugo sa lahat ng butas ng mukha)

Inday madness…

20 10 2007

Well, me and some of my friends are taking time to read and laugh at this funny, sosyalerang household maid named “Inday“.

Who is Inday? Inday is a house-helper who is very smart (smarter than her employer). She is a fictional character, who is now at the heart of text jokes in the Philippines. According to Inquirer, “Whether in e-mail, blog posts, Internet chats or text messages, she’s smart, spouts flowery English (even a little Spanish) — and is keeping Filipinos here and abroad in stitches.”

Here’s one of her spectacular lines:

Reaction sa palengke vendor nang malamang kulang ng 2 guhit ang nabiling tilapia
“How dare you insulate that I could tolerate such a diabolical insult from a crap of humanity such as you! I would rather be deceived than to talk with you! You haven’t heard the last of me yet you scoundrel, you nincompoop! You fiendish creature!”

When Inday goes to the public market:
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to procure and purchase your household essentials. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which I also monitor in ANC on a regular basis.

Bathroom blues.
Alas, the springs of life are everything but flowing. My quest for my own freedom was futile. For now, I’m forcefully bound to manacles of my dismaying impurities. Sadly, it haunts me. I am a prisoner of my own.

Walang tubig at hindi makaligo si Inday. So, nagdradrama siya.

Wala ng Bagyo
I’m already in the spirits of radiant luminosity, my beloved friend. Such tender coolness, yet conveying a pleasurable warmth. A placid humid waft fills this otherwise musty suite and kisses my body from head to toe. My arms and face are lavishly smothered with a thousand caresses… Oh, how sweet the sensation lingers.Exult with me, my dear comrade, my darling sweetheart! The gloom and wretched darkness is gone. The horrific skirmish cries of the strident booming thunders have ceased! The ominous inundation of heavenly moans have come to an end. The slashes of cloud-piercing lighting have been banished from this realm to invade the moonlit skies another day! Hallelujah…– Ganyan magsabi si Inday sa kaibigan at minamahal na si Dodong na: “May kuryente na, may ilaw na, may aircon na din! (Sosyal) Wala na bagyo! Woohoo!”

The Chronicles of Ardee